Why does wells fargo hate our money?

So Christa and I have an offer on a house.  I don't remember when exactly we put the offer in, but I know it's been over 3 weeks.  We like this house.  It's the right size, it has a pool, and all of the things we are looking for in a house.  Caleb will have plenty of room to run and play, and learn how to be a Longhorns quarterback.  We will have tons of room to be able to entertain, so people can actually come to our house without having to sit on each other's laps, unless they want to.  It's going to be great.  One problem, Wells Fargo has decided to take their sweet time to say yes to our offer.  It's  a short sell, I get it, the process should be streamlined at some point though.  Houses that are short sold are the only ones you can buy right now(in our price range) from what I can tell, there are very few traditional sale homes available to us that meet our criteria.  If wells fargo knows this, then why can't the process of people actually buying a short sell home be quickened?  We are ready to buy.  We have a loan in place.  All we need is the bank to say ok.  I hate the red tape.  I wish that we weren't beholden to a large financial institution to tell us if we can buy the house we want.  By the way, the house has been sitting there for  a while with no payments being made.  We want to make payments.  We're ready for it.  It's stupid.  This problem isn't actually a problem.  We have a roof over our head.  We just need a little more room.  I just want people who are financially capable, to be able to buy homes.  There are plenty out there.  Just sitting.  No money being exchanged.  We're ready to pay you.  Will you take our money?   We shouldn't have to ask them to do this.

I am a capitalist.  I am wanting to change things by contributing to our economy, not camping out pooping in parks.  Let me give you my money wells fargo.